Tonight I decided to get out and have dinner at a restaurant. So I went to Kelly’s and the waitress asks, “Are you waiting for someone?” Because it is obscene to eat and drink alone in public. There are several ways I could have answered, the foremost being “Yes, but she’s waiting for a dark knight on a black, flame-breathing steed.”
Instead I said, “No.”
Dining alone is something I’m very much used to. Fuck em.
On the other side, you are a dark knight on a flame-breathing steed. And anyone worth their salt as a seer will know that.
Just so you know…
Maybe you should tell the waitress that next time. Perhaps she was waiting for a knight, but got too caught up with filling water glasses….